Wednesday, February 27, 2008
5:51 AM
Sex education by PCK
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah!
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and
dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah!Use
your Blain(brain), use your blainnn
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or
not
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah
LOLed :]
sorry i wasnt posting for this few day, was busy with cheer practices ):
hahhas.
today was, boring ):
ET kenah scolded today, i heartache siaaaaa D:
bleahs. & anyways, I WANT CHANGE D&T TEACHER & PE TEACHER & HISTORY TEACHER & ART TACHER & CHINESE TEACHER & MATHS TEACHER.
i duncare what teacher i get for D&T but i jus dunwan this teacher ):
i want thomas tan as my history teacher. i promise to be guai, & i'll let him bang the board with the duster. ):
& i want a P.E. teacher with a i-am-a-P.E.-teacher looks.
& i wan a art teacher that speaks softer & dunt take one period taking attendance.
& i wan a not-cheeeeeeeeeeeeeena chinese teacher
& i want mr edwin chong to be my maths teacher.
so... i almost wanna change all my teachers. i'm going to die lorhs, this type of teachers. D:
hais.
#13 URANUS, so love me :}
LOLs. ahahas. i suddenly love odd numbers so effing much -.-
LOL? had cheer practices today toos.
i was wearing red FBTs & i wore my GREEN URANUS #13 SHIRT, so i looked lyk a christmas tree xP
hahhas.
ET pei me take bus to compass thr. but huiqi lend me the card lyk cannot use so i walked home.
LOLed. but walk home oso btr luhhs. in LRT ppl all lyk no "life" derh. -.-
walk home still can see ppl playing derhs. LOLed :}
went home, lie on the sofa & SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
hahhas x}
nothing say lerh larhs. Byes :D