Friday, February 29, 2008
5:30 AM
RAWRS!
today is LEAP DAY.
i'm only doing this post cus of the date =X
every 4years lehhs, so must chen ji hui post :}
LOLed.
many things happened today. shall post some other tms ya. ? :D
btw, URANUS CHEER TEAM WON 2nd.
not bad ya ? :D
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
5:51 AM
Sex education by PCK
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose
with your finger mah!
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and
dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah!Use
your Blain(brain), use your blainnn
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making
love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on
your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or
not
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah
LOLed :]
sorry i wasnt posting for this few day, was busy with cheer practices ):
hahhas.
today was, boring ):
ET kenah scolded today, i heartache siaaaaa D:
bleahs. & anyways, I WANT CHANGE D&T TEACHER & PE TEACHER & HISTORY TEACHER & ART TACHER & CHINESE TEACHER & MATHS TEACHER.
i duncare what teacher i get for D&T but i jus dunwan this teacher ):
i want thomas tan as my history teacher. i promise to be guai, & i'll let him bang the board with the duster. ):
& i want a P.E. teacher with a i-am-a-P.E.-teacher looks.
& i wan a art teacher that speaks softer & dunt take one period taking attendance.
& i wan a not-cheeeeeeeeeeeeeena chinese teacher
& i want mr edwin chong to be my maths teacher.
so... i almost wanna change all my teachers. i'm going to die lorhs, this type of teachers. D:
hais.
#13 URANUS, so love me :}
LOLs. ahahas. i suddenly love odd numbers so effing much -.-
LOL? had cheer practices today toos.
i was wearing red FBTs & i wore my GREEN URANUS #13 SHIRT, so i looked lyk a christmas tree xP
hahhas.
ET pei me take bus to compass thr. but huiqi lend me the card lyk cannot use so i walked home.
LOLed. but walk home oso btr luhhs. in LRT ppl all lyk no "life" derh. -.-
walk home still can see ppl playing derhs. LOLed :}
went home, lie on the sofa & SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
hahhas x}
nothing say lerh larhs. Byes :D
Saturday, February 23, 2008
5:18 AM
BOO YA!
tuition from 9am to late afternoon D:
& then kenah locked out of the house. this tym is not because i kenah thrown out, is because i nv bring key ):
then fone almost boh batt. ):
called mummy. (:
she came home & open door fer me :}
LOLed (:
hahhas. chiong in & charged fone (:
actually wanted to cut tail. but auntie audrey wasnt in ):
so din cut ):
LOLed. but was grateful she wasnt in. cus i forgot tat ym when i cut my hair short -.-
anyways, my mum allow me to get extentions :]
hahhas. LOLed. (:
ate a chompchomp. but this time no pigging out on food.lols.
i only ate tau huey :D
nice lorhs (: i'm going on an diet. lmaos. hope this time succeed barhs :}
Friday, February 22, 2008
5:12 AM
went SPCA :]
went early recess with bags.
then mr roslan think we whole class pon school x}
LOLed.
reached thr. there's this woman that looked lyk mdm martini(sp?) siaaaaaaaaaa.
hahhas :]
aft a super-damn funny talk, we went into the place that they kept the animals.
YAYS (:
hahhas.. went in immediatly saw Taro. he damn super cute larhs.
he's a brown DOG :D
hahhas. went in with xy & cj (:
he is emo kid ):
but i lyk Taro :D
too bad my parents dunt allow me to adopt. ):
nvm. i spent most of my time thr :]
ahahhas. (:
then went to play with Meowsssss~ :D
hahhas. (:
i lyk the black ones. so... "classic" x]
LOLed. (:
mrs sabastian(sp?) took a white gog outs. its so preeeeeeeety (:
but its a guy. cus it practically steam-ed when cheryl touched it xD
ahahhas. horny dog :]
to him, cheryl's a hotdog. LOLed.
played with goldenretriver (sp?) & jackrussel.
but the jackrussel dun care me cus its playing shuttle run D:
Awwwwws...
anyways. its a fun time lorhs. (:
time passed super fast & it was time to go out from the place. bought merchandises(sp?).
then when i came outs, some jia parh borh tang zhor de people (aka bohliao) take some-disgusting-green-grasshopper-looking insect & scared me _l_
damn it luhhs T.T
BLEAH.
took 43 back to schl :]
ate kfc & went for cheer & then to rehersal. (:
everything went quite smoothly :D
hahhas.
talking to some childish boring weird old evil mao-less pig nos & he's insulting teletubbies ):
RARHS.
nothing say lerh. buh-byes :}
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
6:09 AM
I'M THIS LUCKISET ASS ALIVE :}
i found my handphone cover tat i lost ytd :}
on the road. w/o a scartch on it :D
i'm like damn effing happy :]
laalaalaaaaaaaaaa (:
& xy called me a demon today T.T
sniffs...
well, she's a ghost ):
unfair lorhs. LOLed.
all i hav to say is, kangjian is JIAN! seriously. ppl go dnt come back class late oso kenah locked outs. then brandon & changhui came in & take cover behind xiangyue&me x}
the prove,
hahhas xD
they stay there so long then the teacher nv realise x}
ahahhas.
& i officially hat dnt. cus if you hav a grp of dirtyminded, bullying-is-my-hobby guys behind uue, i bet that uue will hate it too xD
LOLS. they throw pink styrofoam(sp?) at us. stoopid brandon luhhs. -.-
meiyoumao. LOLed.
malay class today :D
the teacher is chiooooooo~ :D
hahhas.
she jus wunt wanna teach us the bad words ):
anyways, i gtg.
selamat malam :D
(sp?) LOLed ;X
Monday, February 18, 2008
4:21 AM
BOO! (:
back from schl, library :}
research abt cupcakes.
apparently, perfect EASY party cakes, arent as simple & easy as you think.
because of the word "perfect" -.-
DIAOS.
brother-in-law came for mich :]
then we chased mich away. to avoid dao rao them hankypanky-ing =X
LOLed. x}
julia can be very naive at times...
tsk Tsk TSK...
believing what meiyoumao ppl lyk jh says....
hais. wu yao ke jiu.
omg. i sound evil.
but its true. got prove lorhs....
cause she left her waterbottle in the library. then we went back & look for it.
went to counter/lostandfound. the uncle said they throw away then Ju lyk really believe lorhs. xDD lostandfound whr got so fast throw away your things DERHSSSS xD
LOLed.
i wonder if naive is equal to simpleminded which is equal to innocent. ??
well, in this case i dunt think so. LOL. jkjkJOKING!!!
&& i have split personalities. there 3sides of me. dirtyminded, innocent, emo.
but uue'll usually see the innocent side of me :}
hehehes ;}
i go do animalabuse project lerhs.
Byes :D
Friday, February 15, 2008
5:59 AM
today got sports heats :}
ran 100m. came in 2nd D:
cus sharleen damn fast siaaaaaa. siao gin narh...
LOLS.
guni ran 200m. i think. she damn fast siaaaaa ;}
hahhas. :D
aft sports heat went homeeeeeeee :D
& i realised i addicted to hotdogs :D
ytd ate 1 can of sausage & today ate 11 x}
LOLed.
nothing say lerhs,
OHH! btw, happy valentine's day :D
Byes.
Friday, February 8, 2008
7:49 AM
BOO!
stayed at home agn :D
but nv watch inyasha. -.-
mum dunt allow. D:
daddy side of relatives come :D
hohohos :D
talked to JuDarling. i finally found another person to confide in 24/7 {3
JULIA IS
CUNNING SMART xD
she can be da jie da :D
hahhas. seriously, she's smartttttt :}
had to stop talking to her, cus my mum want me go "lao yu shen" hahhas :D
i lyk to eat siaaaaaa, minus the raw fishys. xD
ahahhas.
nothing say lerhs, byes :D
Thursday, February 7, 2008
5:00 AM
i've been feeding mosquitos D:
LOLS. anyways, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR :D
hav been watching Inuyasha the whole day. :B
hahhas. its nice & he's Shuai :D
mummy' side of the family came in the afternoon :D
then in evening daddy side of the family came :D
i've many "reunions" x}
hahhas.
LOLS.
nothing say liaos. byes :d
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
2:18 AM
I WANT MY ANG POWS. gimme gimme more :}
hahhas. LOLS. jkjk :}
CNY celebration was bor-ringggggg~
except liondance & wushu. when adeline performing then i got pay attention =P
hahhas. SUPPORT FRIEND MARHS :D
laalaalaaaaa~
noone want giv me angpow ):
even XYmummy T.T
michelle keeps indirectly saying my hand is short D:
HUMPH. EVIL PIG xP
went hougangmall with ju,
went library. found baking books :D
hohohos. but cant borrow -.-
cus her card lend peiling borrow then reach maximum then cant borrow ):
my HORHS... got HUGE-BIG-ENORMOUS-GIGANTIC fine of 16.80$ =.="
then cant then boh bian... walked outs.
saw xinhao & his friend wayne.
THEY ALL
MEI YOU MAO LORHS!
want borrow ezlink frm them to borrow books then they accuse me of wanting to borrow porno books LARHS. i lyk so innocent lorhs ):
anyhow accuse. -.- then they say no ezlink card & run away. -.-
MEI YOU MAO D:{
so only copy down the steps & ingridents.
went FairPrice :D
buy ingridents.
lyk usual, no caster suger, so went phoon huat.
but since it was CNY eve, alot shops nv open ):
so boh bian, directly go Ju hse bake :D
go the convience store find the sugar, went to two of them,
with luck, found it at iEcon :D hohohos :}
but no OVEN! WTF! ):
then we went online to search "microwave cupcakes"
then we arhgar-arhgar the tym, two minutes NiA LEHS!
hahhas. :D
first batch little bit chao tarh, but nice :D
cupcookiecakes (quoted frm Ju) is named, Maomao :D
got crispy siaaaaa :D
LOLS! (:
bake two batch.
then got extra so make one more, "The Chosen One" :D
ahahhas xD
"The Chosen One" is sui sui wan larhs :D
hohohos. washed up. (:
MRTed homeeeeeeeeeeee :D
& i left my baobei watch thr T.T
SNIFFS.
anyways, my family says Maomao nice :D
laalaalaaaaaaa~
i can bake YA NOE. ?!!
hahhas.
pictures another day, i cant seem to find my card reader -.-
diaos.
gotta go, reunion dinner :DDDDDDDD
hahhas.
Byeeeeees. (:
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
4:47 AM
RAWRRS :D
today was okayyyyyyyy~
well... I HATE MY HISTORY TEACHER ):
he acuse me of reading comic when i only passing the comic lorhs.
rarhs. misunderstood the guai kia. & I DID MY CLASS WORK! humph.
he meiyoumao larhs -.-
my current fave phrase is,
chicken nehneh nehneh cheeeeeeeeeeeken baka MEI YOU MAO, MAO MAO, HEN DUO MAO :D
hohohos :D
i keep saying that to EVERYBODY :D
but i have no intention to check whether they got mao anots. xD
hahahhas. ROFL.
nv go ncc today. helped xianyuemummy do card. then pei michelle&julia to compass with two meiyoumao ppl. played. &saved our own lives by running away ;}}
LOLS.
went to take LRT. saw elder-bloodsister :D
hohohos. i go & BOO! her ;D
LOLS. she walk damn fast lorhs. lyk gan huo che. x}
got shuai ge oso no tym admire lorhs xD
hahhas =PP
nothing say lerhs.
byebye. MEI YOU MAO! (now lyk that one become trademark -.- )
LOLS xD
Monday, February 4, 2008
4:20 AM
BOO!
imma peer counsellor. & i gotta badge :D
jealous anot. ?! xD
jokingjking. :D
video editing course is bor-ringggg~
LOLs.
nothing say today larhs.
byebye :D
Sunday, February 3, 2008
3:59 AM
rarhs. any new intro to Anime. ?
cause the current animes on Animax arent really nice ):
now only watch Slam Dunk, Air Gear & Fate/Stay Night.
but now lyk cant follow the series sia -.-
no time then end up need find the repeats =.-"
my accomplishments, Alice Academey, Paradise Kiss, Angel Tales, God(?) save our king, inuyasha, Curious Play.
hahhas. most of them quite stupid larhs, as in they are comedy derhs xD
waiting for Curious Play Ova (II)
LOLS.
alot ppl watching Bleach. considering to watch it xD
random post due to boredom. -.-
gottago. Byes :D
2:39 AM
today woke up at 12noooooon :D
hohohos. cus ytd 2 plus then slp :P
hahhas. LOLS.
mummy & jie baking tarts ;D
but i ccant eat ):
cus still sick.
BLEAHS.
cny somemore coming lerh lehhs. hais.
then today nthing do oso.
sian. watch tv & slack.
but i help mummy cut bakua xD
i ate some secretly ~ =X
hahhas. but i'm not supposed to eat "heaty" stuffs. -.-
unfair. HUMPH.
apologies for not posting for a long long long tym.
- banned from computer during CA week -.-
- CAs SUCKed. i had no confidence in all the tests D;
- played BUBBLES! with XYmarhmie, JUdarling, MICHjie. IT WAS THE LOVE~
- went xuanyi hse wif juDarling & michJie to play.
- & the suay'est thing that happened to me, Sorethroat&cough. nv been sick for a long tym. but... hais =="
- plaza sing wif juDarling.
well... thats all i've seen; been; done. sianed. tomorrow wont be a happy day.tomorrow will totally remind me of the 7months of stupidity. ):